McDemons

McDemons

Carroll County has actual demons, and not just the management at one of the local McDonald’s. A lesson is learned in audacity, older women are hotter, and for the love of everything, please know what you want when you go through the drive thru! Also, we decide to stop...

The Petsitter’s Destiny

The Petsitter’s Destiny

The gang talks about "The Ick", and the lack of balance between men and women in the game of attraction. But enough of that, let's talk about the biggest story to hit Carroll County since the last "What was that boom??"..... Petsittergate, 2023! Musical Intros by...

Phoenix Rising

Phoenix Rising

Sherri makes some exciting announcements, Randy has too many near death experiences, Dennis mansplains dick pics. Let’s talk about a$$ eaters, unwanted texts, dinosaur farts and power outages- all in this week's episode of your favorite podcast. Musical Intros by...

The One Where Dennis Splits His Pants

The One Where Dennis Splits His Pants

Randy has a disappointing time at Pride. Social Media makes a deep dive into Sherri with no foreplay. Dennis revels in the ultimate destruction of Denny’s. Musical Intros by Faceplant About Carroll Worldwide Carroll Worldwide is Carroll County Maryland’s premiere...

Klanned Karenhood

Klanned Karenhood

Randy discusses his drug of choice and bad parking. Dennis segues the hell of this episode and discusses patriotic gas prices and bad parking. Sherri tries to decipher some frum the hills speak and delivers another scathing top ten. Musical Intros by Faceplant About...

Sick Freak Moron

Sick Freak Moron

If someone forgets a chicken on the roof of their car in a Walmart parking lot and drives away, was it alive or deep fried? Randy finds his #AdminGoals. Dennis looks forward to a new Maryland holiday. Sherri receives some hate online. Musical Intros by Faceplant About...

Bizarro Rainbow

Bizarro Rainbow

Dennis gets back in the game by bringing us a baby rental opportunity. Sherri chronicles another creepy cafe encounter. Randy makes the case that we are living in a parallel dimension. Musical Intros by Faceplant About Carroll Worldwide Carroll Worldwide is Carroll...

Rat King

Rat King

Randy likes big cameras and he cannot lie. And Dennis cannot deny. When Sherri walks in with a fresh top ten And rest of her o-pin-ins We get worldwide. Musical Intros by Faceplant About Carroll Worldwide Carroll Worldwide is Carroll County Maryland’s premiere weekly...

Guber

Guber

The Golden Tractor Crank is back with Goat Rentals! Sherri regales us with a story of a horrible customer. Randy wants credit for not running over pedestrians, and unveils his "one bolt" theory about rollercoasters. Dennis is asked for his analysis of the big booty...

The Belltower Stables

The Belltower Stables

This week the gang tackles a myriad Carroll of topics. Randy hates tweets, community group chats and the latest android update. Sherri gets decorating tips from a helpful patron. Dennis considers a new career as a Hallmark movie writer. Bonus: a deep dive into the...