We Own This County

We Own This County

Sherri takes on the Carroll County Board of Education, Dennis exposes possible corruption in the local Sherriff's department. Randy paid how much for a Burrito? Musical Intros by Faceplant About Carroll Worldwide Carroll Worldwide is Carroll County Maryland’s premiere...

The Relaunch

The Relaunch

Dennis ruminates on the current state of Facebook and the times they are a changin'. Sherri is shot out of a cannon with local and national issues. Randy parties with his son's fraternity and ends up in the hospital. The gang actually finds a national social issue...

Everything About Everyone

Everything About Everyone

Dennis unwittingly helps Randy hatch a scheme to get widespread surveillance for the people, by the people. Sherri thinks Randy has lost his mind. A Taneytown neighbor puts up a stern warning about dog poop. A Westminter woman is screaming obscenities at passers by,...

So, It’s International Womens’ Month

So, It’s International Womens’ Month

So, a Mcdonalds Karen spends way too much time chasing a happy meal. A road Karen tries to out a dangerous driver, but the post didn't pan out the way the original poster wanted. Vandalism rocks downtown Westminster, and Sherri is celebrated for Womens month! Dennis...

Double Dunkin’ the Double Duncles

Double Dunkin’ the Double Duncles

A local nail salon is having a little too much fun with womens' feet. Dennis finds a story about uncle dads that trumps Randy's redneck lineage. A dog decided to ruin Sherri's day, while she was on the way to the podcast. Sherri tells us of a local newspaper stealing...

Pacer Test

Pacer Test

The gang decides that a disturbing image depicting children engaged in a lip-lock (made by the Concerned Parents of Carroll County) should be much more concerning. Concerning cameras, however, Big Randy remains the concerned Alpha Sigma of neighborhood tactical...

InstaCon

InstaCon

The gang talks about what they did during their break. Randy does a spot on impression of Anthony Soprano Jr. Sherri brags about having no friends. And we uncover an Instacart grift that blows up into a biggest drama of 2022 on the Westminster Community Online. It's...

How the Bitch Stole Christmas

How the Bitch Stole Christmas

Join the gang as we bring you our annual Holiday episode. A timeless holiday classic, will the Bitch succeed in ruining Christmas for all the Westys down in Westnumbstern? Sit back with your cocoa in front of a roaring fire and enjoy our gift to you, completely...

The Gary Before Christmas

The Gary Before Christmas

Twas the Gary before Christmas And all through the house Not a wall was left standing Not even this louse The drywall was hung With a belch and a swear No MHIC either He just doesn't care The children were horrified hiding in their bed The reviews of his work Oh, what...

Doug Life

Doug Life

In This Episode: Carroll Worldwide welcomes Doug Weatherholtz of Island Green Family Fun Center! Doug talks about all the new goings on at Island Green, especially his new pub and grill! Dennis makes Randy and Sherri want to lay down and die. Sherri makes us all want...