A Christmas Carroll County

A Christmas Carroll County

BONUS EPISODE!! A heartwarming and classic story of one woman's reclamation, all in the spirit of Christmas, coffee and complaining about municipal Christmas trees! Donate to Caleb here  About Carroll Worldwide Carroll Worldwide is Carroll County Maryland’s premiere...

Duck Duck Mailman

Duck Duck Mailman

The coolest mailman ever is discovered. Randy gets his box stuffed. Melee at Chipotle. Carroll County is laden with Ducks. Dennis asks for a moment of silence out of respect for a fallen hero. Sherri gets flustered! Musical Intros by Faceplant! Donate to Caleb here ...

Gender Fluids

Gender Fluids

Randy surprise challenges Sherri and Dennis to a philosophical argument that leaves him more confused and somehow more wrong. Sherri breaks down a massive, pervasive drama episode involving a man with 3 aliases sleeping with his babysitter. Don't worry, his WIFE...

Assaulted Carmel

Assaulted Carmel

The gang discusses how social media reveals who you really are. Randy breaks down a retail rivalry in possible the most sexist way possible. Sherri reads a real too-hot-for-jail letter, and Dennis stirs the pot. Musical Intros by Faceplant! Donate to Caleb here  and...

Too Hot For Jail

Too Hot For Jail

Learn the real history of the Carroll Worldwide hosts. Randy turns out to be wrong regarding a kill list. Dennis surprises everyone with a story about dirty letters sent to inmates. Sherri gives thanks for the first and probably last time ever. Musical Intros by...

The Hand Goes to BJ’s

The Hand Goes to BJ’s

Dennis pontificates over missed connections, Randy suggests an anti-wishlist for the holidays, and Sherri has suggestions for better things to do than try to troll your local city officials. Musical Intros by Faceplant! See The Mentalist at Birdies Cafe on December...

Alien Knick-Knackery

Alien Knick-Knackery

Featuring the most Carroll County story ever. Randy makes an inordinate amount of Dad jokes, and stays on-brand. A much awaited reopening. A very special interview from atop Carroll Worldwide towers. Carroll hates women. Dennis is the O.T. Musical Intros by Faceplant!...

Tracphone Groupon

Tracphone Groupon

In This Episode: Euthanasia price shopping, Popeyes violence, haunted house creepiness, Battlestar Galactica references, Randy's hater gets knocked off Facebook. Most uncomfortable episode ever? Fear not, Sherri has a instant-classic Top 10. Musical Outro by...

The Terror of the Trash Panda

The Terror of the Trash Panda

In This Episode: Dennis does a hatchet job on holiday restructuring. Randy tells some restaurant horror stories. A rabid, lethargic, city raccoon terrorizes the gang. Sherri has some gruesome ideas for halloween costumes. Musical Outro by Faceplant! About...

Seasons Beatings

Seasons Beatings

In This Episode: Pumpkin pilfering perpetuates, as parking lot perpetrators produce panic, and poppycock producers proliferate phony power performances proven pretend by the police. Musical Intros by Faceplant! Rap provided by Phantom Avesta and DJ Farrior...