Too Hot For Jail

Too Hot For Jail

Learn the real history of the Carroll Worldwide hosts. Randy turns out to be wrong regarding a kill list. Dennis surprises everyone with a story about dirty letters sent to inmates. Sherri gives thanks for the first and probably last time ever. Musical Intros by...
The Hand Goes to BJ’s

The Hand Goes to BJ’s

Dennis pontificates over missed connections, Randy suggests an anti-wishlist for the holidays, and Sherri has suggestions for better things to do than try to troll your local city officials. Musical Intros by Faceplant! See The Mentalist at Birdies Cafe on December...
Alien Knick-Knackery

Alien Knick-Knackery

Featuring the most Carroll County story ever. Randy makes an inordinate amount of Dad jokes, and stays on-brand. A much awaited reopening. A very special interview from atop Carroll Worldwide towers. Carroll hates women. Dennis is the O.T. Musical Intros by Faceplant!...
Tracphone Groupon

Tracphone Groupon

In This Episode: Euthanasia price shopping, Popeyes violence, haunted house creepiness, Battlestar Galactica references, Randy’s hater gets knocked off Facebook. Most uncomfortable episode ever? Fear not, Sherri has a instant-classic Top 10. Musical Outro by...
The Terror of the Trash Panda

The Terror of the Trash Panda

In This Episode: Dennis does a hatchet job on holiday restructuring. Randy tells some restaurant horror stories. A rabid, lethargic, city raccoon terrorizes the gang. Sherri has some gruesome ideas for halloween costumes. Musical Outro by Faceplant! About Carroll...
Seasons Beatings

Seasons Beatings

In This Episode: Pumpkin pilfering perpetuates, as parking lot perpetrators produce panic, and poppycock producers proliferate phony power performances proven pretend by the police. Musical Intros by Faceplant! Rap provided by Phantom Avesta and DJ Farrior About...