Taneytown is back in the news, with machine guns and girl fights. The Trash Panda returns for an interview about the bats that caused the Coronavirus. Sherri shed light on the stabbings from last week in Westminster. Dennis makes Randy uncomfortable about an already...

BREAKING NEWS: Taneytown cancels a dog fest, and might have a toilet flapper problem. Dennis won't let go of Randy's massage fear. Randy and Sherri argue over the concept of a non-alcoholic sports bar. A Hampstead pig wins the Golden Tractor Crank. Sherri spills the...

Randy finally eats his vegetables. Dennis just cannot let go of Randy's massage-a-phobia. Sherri has seen just way too much dog taint. RANDY LOST THE BET AND HAS TO EAT A VEGETABLE PART 2! SEE IT HAPPEN! Musical Intros by Faceplant! Donate to Caleb here  About Carroll...

Sherri and Randy try to conclude their Mall Bet, with video evidence. Dennis breaks down the desire to hit bars and pubs with a toddler. Randy tries to explain a major daycare scandal. Sherri has some beef with the School System Snow Squall and vague maybe-closing...

BONUS EPISODE!! A heartwarming and classic story of one woman's reclamation, all in the spirit of Christmas, coffee and complaining about municipal Christmas trees! Donate to Caleb here  About Carroll Worldwide Carroll Worldwide is Carroll County Maryland’s premiere...

The coolest mailman ever is discovered. Randy gets his box stuffed. Melee at Chipotle. Carroll County is laden with Ducks. Dennis asks for a moment of silence out of respect for a fallen hero. Sherri gets flustered! Musical Intros by Faceplant! Donate to Caleb here ...

Randy surprise challenges Sherri and Dennis to a philosophical argument that leaves him more confused and somehow more wrong. Sherri breaks down a massive, pervasive drama episode involving a man with 3 aliases sleeping with his babysitter. Don't worry, his WIFE...

The gang discusses how social media reveals who you really are. Randy breaks down a retail rivalry in possible the most sexist way possible. Sherri reads a real too-hot-for-jail letter, and Dennis stirs the pot. Musical Intros by Faceplant! Donate to Caleb here  and...

Learn the real history of the Carroll Worldwide hosts. Randy turns out to be wrong regarding a kill list. Dennis surprises everyone with a story about dirty letters sent to inmates. Sherri gives thanks for the first and probably last time ever. Musical Intros by...

Dennis pontificates over missed connections, Randy suggests an anti-wishlist for the holidays, and Sherri has suggestions for better things to do than try to troll your local city officials. Musical Intros by Faceplant! See The Mentalist at Birdies Cafe on December...